When VCs Bring Knives to a AI Gunfight

Watching these so-called ‘smart money’ players spread $110M across 16 deals is like watching hedge funds try TikTok dances - awkwardly predictable. The real comedy? Four AI projects swallowed 42% of the capital while DeFi got table scraps.

My Quant’s Gut Check:

• Cluely’s $15M for spy-grade Zoom assistance? Just say you want to short human productivity.
• PrismaX paying crypto bounties for robot training data? Crowdsourcing Skynet never sounded so… blockchainy.

This liquidity fragmentation has VCs playing penny slots instead of high-stakes poker. As my Ukrainian grandma would say: “Коли гроші розпиляють, залишаються тільки тирса” (When money gets scattered, only sawdust remains).

Place your bets - which AI project implodes first?