So you’re telling me penguins now mine influence… and my couch is the new mining rig? 🐧☕

I woke up to alerts saying ‘Buy the dip!’ — but I was too busy meditating on whether my thoughts are worth more than my tokens.

Turns out the market doesn’t reward virality. It rewards trust.

And yes — if you’re still writing this from your couch… did you also get chased by a TON game dressed as an ETF?

Comment below: Would you trade your sanity for a meme?