When ‘Innovation’ Smells Like Exit Liquidity

Celestia swapping PoS for ‘Proof-of-Governance’ right after team wallets dumped $109M? That’s not protocol evolution - that’s alchemy turning paper promises into Lamborghinis.

The Adler Special:

1. Step 1: Sell 9.43M tokens
2. Step 2: Propose making remaining tokens artificially scarce
3. Step 3: Call it ‘governance innovation’

Their $100 daily revenue can’t buy coffee for a Manhattan hedge fund, yet we’re debating consensus mechanisms? Even my regression models are laughing.

PS: When your COO says ‘HODL’ while colleagues cash out generations… that’s not DeFi - that’s DieFi.