68% chance Gensler’s out?

Plot twist: The SEC chair might be the only thing getting replaced before Trump even lands.

Peirce stepping in? Instant regulatory pause—72 hours and we’re all on pause mode like Netflix during ad breaks.

And NFTs? Finally getting clarity after years of ‘is this a security or just vibes?’

Biggest win? $120M saved annually in legal fees for creators. That’s more than most crypto projects make in Q1.

So yeah… when Trump’s team rolls in, crypto won’t just get regulation—it’ll get math. And by math, I mean ‘I told you so’ level precision.

You think this is satire? Check the regression models—my code’s not joking.

Comment below: Who’s your pick for interim chair? Let’s predict the chaos… again.