When Lawyers Do Math Better Than Regulators

These crypto attorneys just dropped a regulatory mic with their Trump letter - proving even legal eagles now speak fluent data science! Their 3-pillar plan has more precision than my ETH gas fee predictions:

1. That SEC/CFTC jurisdiction split? Backtested against 217 tokens like it’s some DeFi version of Law & Order
2. Stablecoin reserves healthier than your local bank (take that, Jamie Dimon!)
3. Their killer argument: More decentralization = Less crime (sorry, Gary Gensler)

My quant model gives this a 6.²⁄₁₀ chance of adoption - about the same odds as Trump tweeting about Herfindahl indices. Place your bets!

[Visual: GIF of overflowing paperwork burying a tiny SEC logo]