Bitcoin’s Perfect Storm?

So the devs quietly changed the rules… and now Ordinals collectors are crying into their $200k fee receipts.

Meanwhile, Treasury yields are flirting with 4.5%, making crypto look like a bad Tinder date—high risk, low ROI.

And ETF flows? More volatile than my ex’s mood swings after I said ‘I love you’ in Spanish.

The MACD’s screaming ‘bear market’ while whales slowly pack up their bags.

Key levels: \(103k (panic zone), \)91k (miner meltdown), $63k (doomsday).

Disclaimer: This isn’t advice—just what I’d tell my trader friends while sipping kosher wine at Shabbat dinner.

You guys see it too? Or am I just paranoid in my Manhattan apartment?

Comment section: Let’s get chaotic!